The Secret of Jesus Christ
The Colonial Army had just recently invaded and conquered the city. The new king told everyone he was going to kill one citizen a day until someone tells him where Jesus was. They also said that they would stop invading and go back to Europe if Jesus surrendered. Jesus surrendered in order to get the king to stop killing civilians. After he was crucified, the locals were waiting to see what the Colonial Army was going to do. The army decided to break their word and continue invading and conquering further. They only stopped at the Line of Sahel. They destroyed everything. They stole the Bible, cut out the stories they didn't like and replaced their names with our names or with subliminal disses(but they didn't change the things they didn't understand, Amen). They said they would stop invading and go back to Europe if Jesus surrendered. Instead, they destroyed all of the Middle East and Northern Africa before coming to America to invade and enslave some more. The said they would stop invading and go back to Europe if Jesus surrendered, but they lied. It's been 2024 years already and they are still lying. They never stopped. They figured that if Jesus died and if they killed all the locals in that city, their promise would just be forgotten. They continued to invade and enslave all over the world. The story of Jesus Christ being crucified and the spread of colonialism all over the world are the same story. They tried to make it seem like Jesus Christ was not a real human being, because they didn't want to admit that they had promised to stop invading and go back to Europe if Jesus surrendered. Jesus surrendered and was crucified, but they lied about it and continued to conquer further. Jesus had already paid for it.
Jesus wept. Weep has two E's. Woop.